Valheru Rides!

If you’ve ever considered using the toilet at the Maccy D’s situated adjacent to the A47/A17 roundabout in Norfolk, seriously just don’t bother….

When I say the experience was movie like, I mean in the sense that the car park looked like a group of monsters had just had to call ‘The Wolf’, I’m pretty sure I spotted some scoundrel in a darkened booth blow away a Rodian bounty hunter (he definitely shot first) and the facilities themselves looked like deleted scenes from ‘Trainspotting’. Now I’m a chap who never passes up the opportunity for the loo, and the road across the fens had not been a pleasant one in the heat, I couldn’t risk an accident between here and the next facilities at the Swaffham Maccies. Being as it was rush hour, there was also about as much desire to navigate the Hardwick roundabout as there would be the position of Sheriff in Tombstone around 1881……

So my question to you is, in situations like the above, is it ok to use a ‘He-wee” and keep riding???